1. No-one to get me a drink
2. No-one to switch on the light
3. No-one to help with the dishes
4. No-one to laugh with when reality TV show contestants get their sayings mixed up...
Like tonight when a contestant on Biggest Loser Families, Joe from the red team, said he wanted to "grab the opportunity with two teeth and run with it".
Greg, don't you mean 'grab the opportunity with both hands' or 'grab it by the teeth' or simply 'grab it and run with it'?
Bahahahahaha!
Too funny.
Besides I don't think Joe has ever grabbed anything with only two teeth. I'm pretty damn sure he is used to using his whole mouth to take a great big bite out of life...and then collapse on the sofa with it.
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